Michael Longstreet: "Look, take a step back, and look at the situation we're in. Children suck the life out of ya, and leave ya old, and empty. That's the law of nature. You see these young couples, laughin' all the way to the altar, you think: "They don't know. Poor f*ckers have no idea. They're happy." Nobody tells you about this stuff in the beginning. I got this army buddy of mine, and he's gonna have a kid with his new girlfriend... I said to him: "A kid? At our age? Whattya stupid? You got maybe ten, fifteen good years left before you get cancer, or have a stroke, and you're gonna saddle yourself with a f*ckin' kid?!?" "