Alien
Alien Covenant DVD - 2017

Shame! Shame! Shame! on 80-year-old director, Ridley Scott for foisting this $97 million SyFy turd on us (his audience).

You know, this film has completely convinced me that Scott is nothing but a senile, old boob.

I had thought that Scott had scraped the absolute bottom of the barrel with Prometheus - But, no - Alien: Covenant actually manages to sink even lower into the manure than that.

The only surprises that this prized piece of junk had to offer to the viewer was to prove, over and over again, how really-really bad it was.

I can only hope that this utter garbage is the very last of the Alien sequels - But, I'm certain that there's still some more poop coming our way in the next few years.

And, finally - Speaking about actor (ha!), Michael Fassbender - Next to the likes of that airhead, Tom Cruise - I think he's the most despicable, no-talent, little creep of all.

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