I gave up TV 10 years ago so I could read more. In a lifetime of really horrible decisions this was one of the best I've ever made. I'm a Social Worker, a father of three fabulous children, a Dead Head and I get made fun of because I carry a book with me everywhere, weddings and funerals included.
"I am freaking out because ever since I got this dad-blasted Doctorate of Divinity, on occasion someone actually asks me to perform a wedding. Thank God I haven't been asked to do a funeral yet. I don't think I would be able to "go easy" ..."
"There was a snitch from the Class of '87 who ruined and ended a 20 year tradition of students drinking on the Latin field trip. It's litcherally why I took Latin for this field trip of In Vinum es Veritas. My punishment during my 10 day suspension..."